Rex Machete Ninja Star Dangervest the galaxy defending archeologist, cowboy, and raptor trainer!!!!!!!

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Who is rex dangervest?? whos that guy..

he is the main antagonist of the Lego Movie 2!!!! he is emmet from the future!!! pretty much uhmm.. emmet gets stuck under a washing machine in an alternate universe and turns evil.
Rex Dangervest is also the hottest lego man i have ever seen, maybe right above kai ninjago or somethin i dunno... He's just really hot... its almost disgusting...
Also it sucks that he is part of the absolute worst movie i have ever seen. I know the lego movie is my special interest & stuff but like Oh My God Bruh did u really have to be part of that movie??? the lego movie 2 is so god damn bad... face only ppl who are stuck with this special interest could love... But whatever it gave us rex yay!!!!!!
ok maybe i am hating on the lego movie 2 too much it wasnt.. that bad actually. Like it had its moments sorry lego movie 2 ily

But yea uhm rex is pretty much ur typical badass action protagonist. Very masculine. And you could even say that this desire to be seen as masculine and nothing but a strong man could feed into the transgender emmet headcannon<'hyperlink>. Like hmmm, why would future emmet be so insecure about his masculinity... i wonder.. i wonder if he is compensating... hm...

but anyway this guy is really hot thats all you need to know..