Rex Machete Ninja Star Dangervest the galaxy defending archeologist, cowboy, and raptor trainer!!!!!!!

Who is rex dangervest?? whos that guy..

he is the main antagonist of the Lego Movie 2!!!! he is emmet from the future!!! pretty much uhmm.. emmet gets stuck under a washing machine in an alternate universe and turns evil.
Rex Dangervest is also the hottest lego man i have ever seen, maybe right above kai ninjago or somethin i dunno... He's just really hot... its almost disgusting...
Also it sucks that he is part of the absolute worst movie i have ever seen. I know the lego movie is my special interest & stuff but like Oh My God Bruh did u really have to be part of that movie??? the lego movie 2 is so god damn bad... face only ppl who are stuck with this special interest could love... But whatever it gave us rex yay!!!!!!
ok maybe i am hating on the lego movie 2 too much it wasnt.. that bad actually. Like it had its moments sorry lego movie 2 ily

But yea uhm rex is pretty much ur typical badass action protagonist. Very masculine. And you could even say that this desire to be seen as masculine and nothing but a strong man could feed into the transgender emmet headcannon<'hyperlink>. Like hmmm, why would future emmet be so insecure about his masculinity... i wonder.. i wonder if he is compensating... hm...

but anyway this guy is really hot thats all you need to know..

ISNT HE SO CUTE?????? i know he is very much middle aged man coded but omg... sooo cute <:3



like.. omg.,. so cute he like a lil baby kitten awwweww!!!

i WOULD put fanart i made of him here too, but all of it is in my sketchbook EXCEPT FOR THIS STUPID THING!!!!! it is named "for later"... i think i was supposed to draw his arms later but i never did so hes just.. stuck like this...


yes rex... control that spaceship girl...

OH BTW SPOILER HERE IS WHERE REX DIES

"Im back to the futuring!!" - rex

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WHY DID YOU SAY THAT WHY IS THAT A LINE IN THE MOVIE AND WHY IS IT WHEN HE FREAKIGN DIES??!??!?

anyways rex's death in the movie is so god damn stupid. bro dissapears limb by limb. he looks stupid. i mean it genuinely when i say he shouldve died in an explosion or something. that wouldve been wayyy cooler.

also as a side note its so odd he says "its a movie older kids get to watch" talking to.. a literal adult?? REX I KNOW YOU ARE LIKE AN OLDER VERSION OF EMMET TECHNICLLY BUT HE IS AN ADULT!!!! HE HAS A HOUSE AND JOB!!! Idk the way this movie portrays the lego world interacting with the real world is just. idk man.. like it is fine that there are references, but the way this movie handles it is baddddd. I have never watched back to the future... wtf is he talking about... WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM MOVIE WHILE HES LITERALLY DYING ITS NOT GOODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!